All Over the Place

Ok, Naomi Campbell had this to say about the way cokehead Kate Moss is being treated:

"Kate Moss is my friend ... I think it's like everybody is being bad to her"

KATE GOOD. PEOPLE BAD. Are they sure the quote came from Naomi and not her 2 year old child? Besides, Naomi....girl!....I didn't hear Kate taking up for you, "....every now and again people just need to be womped upside the head with a telephone."....ok, translation into supermodel dialogue "Naomi Good. People Bad." In summary.....WTF ?

Today at lunch I was behind this girl that was bustin' a move in her purple Ford Focus. Girl was gettin' down (or else a bee had just flown in her car). So, seeing the K104.5 sticker on the back of the Focus....I decided to take a little look-see at what was happenin' on down the radio dial. Well, I must admit. She was good. She hip'd when it was hip'n time....and she hop'd when it was hop'n time. She must have not liked the next song though....she waved her hand once and didn't bustanother move. I normally would have been bust'n it with her...but my hands were full. Of Mega m&m's. After my traumatic trip to Walmart yesterday, when I nearly lost my precious, precious life (ok, ok.... bruised my precious, precious right hand) in the parking lot... Mega m&m's were my comfort food. Now, I am used to eating my nuts in a protective candy shell, so I KNOW....these MEGA m&m's were no bigger than usual. Mega my ass. Bull puck! Total misrep! Of course I bought the bag that's about the size of a body pillow. I ate 1/3 of them at lunch yesterday....then when I awoke from the sugar-coma, I ate another 1/3 on the way home (they were all soft from being in the car all afternoon.....like the little girl's gummy bears on Ferris Bueller). Then I didn't feel so good. I moaned through my cardio workout up at the gym. Not only was I regurging the m&m's, but I was beside someone that was smellin' good'n'ripe....with the fan blowing it my way ( coochie ) It was more than anyone should be asked to take. Where was the Disinfectant Cloud I was in a couple of days ago?

I wish I could get the panic button disconnected on my car remote. The only use it serves is to make me look even more stupid than I normally do. I'm always setting it off. And....for some reason (mental block), I always pop the trunk open when I am getting gas. They should put the gas cap release and trunk buttons on opposite sides of the car or something. The little pictures on each just don't seem to work for me.
Once I was sitting in the Taco Hell drive-through in a rental car. I didn't even know it had a trunk release button....and accidentally hit it. I thought the car behind me hit me. I was like "Oh NO she di'unt!"....then I hit it again, and thought the other car was ramming me. I was ready to get out and have a throw-down....but as I was opening the door, I hit the button again and realized what a dumbass I am.

Tonight I gots to shave my sideburns...I'm starting to feel like Grandpa Munster.

....and I finished the bag of m&m's at lunch today..... somethin' don't feel right....