I've Sealed My Fate......

....I will never ever get a "smiley face" recognition at work. One little lapse into a moment of evil, and I have been reminded, again, why I am not a smiley face co-worker.

Someone I work with is on Prednisone for a rash. She is worried she is ballooning up (common effect of Prednisone). I was like "oh my God, what if you start to look like Jerry Lewis." I know this is Pure Evil....but just the thought of it made me laugh to the point of tears (making it even more evil). Then I, through my tears, had to find a picture on the internets to laugh at.

So....had I sealed my fate yet? Well, I wanted to make sure...so, then I was like,

"ya know....like punk'nhead."

So, now everyone is calling her Pumpkinhead (timely for Halloween at least).

And....we are having a Level Orange Hostility Alert whenever I walk past.