Yesterday I was filling out a little survery --- which, in all honesty, I live my life to do. It asked about overused phrases. I realized that all I use is overused phrases. I'm like a Chatty Cathy doll, I only know 5 phrases and use them over and over throughout the day. Only, it's more like a Potty Mouth Patty doll.

Potty Mouth Patty's phrases consist of:
whatchagonnadobitch
I'm not impressed
You wanna know what the f*ck about that (recently pulled from the archives)
booty check
ok, am I on crack or ....
and then there is....
shut the f*ck up (usually under my breath, while at work...and you have to get a full lip curl on the "f")
and, for those times when "I'm not impressed" just doesn't do the trick, there is THE stare that says SO much more (and could win a stare off, hands down).

So, if one of those is not an appropriate response (or, sometimes even when it is inappropriate), then it's likely I won't respond to you.

I realize Potty Mouth Patty seriously needs her mouth washed out with soap. I need to start carrying a bar of Dial on me.